DeSantis

A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.

He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.

by RonDeSantissucks April 5, 2022

A desantiago

When you take a dump on a girls chest (perferably one with smaller breasts) and smear it around with your foot

Dude I just gave a this chick a desantiago. She had the best tits for it!

by Frstydasnwman August 31, 2017

DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 12, 2022

Ron DeSantiClaus

Republican Governor of the State of Florida, Ron DeSantis has token a hands off, non-existing approach to responding to the Covid-19 Pandemic in his state, causing it to be a central locations for mass gatherings and potential mutation.

Credible reporting shows that DeSantis prioritized vaccine distribution to Republican donors and rich zip codes, essentially relying off his own Naughty and Nice list. He's also serized control from local leaders like the Mayor of Miami Beach, Spring Break's Epicenter, Dan Gelber.

Yeah, I got vaccinated. Yeah, I donated to Gov. DeSantis' 2018 campaign. Guess I made it on Ron DeSantiClaus' Nice List.

by TheRealJohnTVYT March 22, 2021

DeSantis World

What Ron DeSantis wants to rename Disney World. Or perhaps the entirety of Florida.

Kyle: You know what? If Ron DeSantis turns Florida into DeSantis World, we are moving to California.
Chris: Yeah, that's a good idea. DeSantis is such a dictatoral dipcrap.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2023

devantile

Being A Deviant

Ians A Devantile

by Simon Of The Band Formally Known As Stormflaps June 30, 2004