Deuce Bag

Douche Bag + Two Timer

Someone who cheats even though they are seriously lucky to have one partner.

"Woah, I can't believe he cheated on such a nice girl when he is so fat and ugly."

"What a total deuce bag!"

by melanie car June 12, 2007

Doucebag

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

by The White Phantom July 8, 2011

deuchebag

A bag used for your vaginal crevece... to clean it out and such. Used sometimes when umpires at softball games are idiots and dont know what they are doing.

I heard plain and clear with my own two ears out of one of your girls mouths... that the umpire was a deuchbag.. NOW I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YALL, WHATS A DEUCHEBAG, HOW DO YOU INSERT A DEUCHBAG, WHERE CAN I LOCATE AND INSERT A DEUCHEBAG?

by Meg n Lee May 13, 2005

Deucemage

The best Mage on the Tichondrius server in WoW.

"Damn Deucemage was top DPS in that raid once again. He is so sick!"

by chimi hendrix January 26, 2010

Technical deuce bag

A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.

We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.

by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022

deuce bag

A tennis player who is losing at first, but then catches up and ties, often angering the player who was once in the lead.

Player 1: "Hmmm... looks like we're tied!"

Player 2: "You're such a deuce bag."

by conman69 June 10, 2008

The Perry Deuchbag

See Alex Hooper

Alex Hooper

by Promodick January 17, 2007