Demature 

An individual who gets less mature with age

Based on my behavior at that party last night I have dematured. Normally I only do a keg stand, but this time I decided to shot gun, funnel and keg stand in the same night.

Demature by Stantonotnats October 8, 2009

Defarture 

The conscious act of leaving a room full of people while farting. A specific type of crop dusting where the guilty party leaves the room and doesn't look back.

It's always unpleasant to arrive while someone else is defarting.

His defarture from our presence left a bad taste in my mouth.

Defarture by ChemiSPE February 4, 2014

Departured 

Famous Tumblr Blogger; has no specific blog label although humor is a major part of his posts. Has over 427, 000 followers, real name is Daniel Kovacs.

Do you follow departured on Tumblr?
Of course I do, who doesn't?!

Departured by AnEscapeExists June 17, 2014

Defarture Lounge 

A small room in the lower bowl that host farts and turds on the final leg of their gastronomic journey, recognisable by a distinctive gurgling sound emitted from the stomach area, accompanied by a very slight lowering of the subjects centre of gravity.

Dude1: Did you here that bubbling sound? I think I’ve received some new arrivals in my defarture lounge.

Dude2: Man! Time to make yourself comfy on the porcelain think tank me thinks, and quick!

Defarture Lounge by Simon the ginger cat August 17, 2010

Denature the protein

To bring a bitch to orgasm with salt, acid, heat, and agitation

Linda and i Denature the protein, that bitch was fat-free when i was done with her

Denature the protein by wafferthinmint October 25, 2016

departner

A person in the workplace with whom you share the same job description. This person often works in close proximity and will cover your job when you are unavailable to do so. Department + Partner = Departner.

Joe - "Hey Sam want to go to lunch?"
Jill - " I have to wait until my departner gets back so someone is here to cover the phones in case the boss calls"

departner by L i N d Z August 30, 2007

demartre 

Demartre is a very sexy, chill guy. He's sporty smart, ambitious and has big dreams. Don't mess with his family or close friends he'll fuck you up if you try it.. Demartre is also a romantic though, there's never a one-sided relationship with him, if he says something to you it's almost always true,and you can talk to him about everything . Just hearing him say I love you will make you feel like your the only two in the world, he can pull guys and girls, and he's just an all-round amazing person.

Demartre is just so..omg I wish

demartre by Knowledgeable wonders November 22, 2021