shart deco

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.

After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.

by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

decolletage

The Low cut neckline of a dress.

Lil kim is known for her decolletage sometimes she even forgos low cuts nd jus leaves a breast hanging out

by sariza April 29, 2008

staged décollété

This is the deliberate display of significant cleavage; whether through the choise of a daring low-cut dress or blouse, or positioning in order to emphasize the breasts.

Judy provided some staged décollété, much to the pleasure of Mike, Bob, and Joshua.

by Big Sky Heidi January 30, 2010

decommentamination

The act of removing comments that people have posted to your blog or facebook status.

After those jerks posted those nasty comments to my blog, I had to go into decommentamination mode on the post.

by euphman October 2, 2009

decombust

/dee-cum-bust/

Verb

Unconsume by fire.
• to be unconsumed by fire

Origin
LATIN
Uncomburere
Unburn up

LATIN
Uncombustus

ENGLISH
uncombust
Unburned,
Uncalcined

"In the year 4836 the sun will decombust; thus we beeth fucketh." -Tupac's 9th symphony

Teacher: "when something unburns, what do we call that?"

Little Johnny: " when something unburns it decombusts!"

by PistolWhipYourAsspole January 1, 2017

vaginal decompressant

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina

My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.

by big pick 20 May 22, 2007

Bleeding Deacon

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.

Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."

by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010