releasing demons

The act of someone taking a larger than normal shit.

Pastor smith- "Billy, why wern't you in church last sunday?"

Billy- "Sorry pastor, but i was in my bathroom releasing demons"...

by dino spahhmonie March 11, 2008

demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

Dandy Demons

A lewd comic series made by a man who is very good at art, and it's all about demons

aww dude i saw some dandy demons, and dude i loved it!

by KahootOfAll300 June 4, 2018

dumoss

Short for "Dumb Ass"
or used as clever or
obtuse slag.

As in,Mr. and or Mrs.Dumoss

Well Hello, Mr.Dumoss,come on in I've been expecting you.
Everything else has gone wrong today.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

Porn Demons

That's the thing... We knew it when we all see it, but cannot able to name the porn demons. It's the feeling that we all feel 24/7, 365 days a year!

Lucifans summoned porn demons on the purpose...or accidental? They often are possession by porn demons when h hours occurred!

by Deckerstar2917 October 4, 2021

Angels and demons

One of the best songs by Jxdn also know as Jaden Hossler

Hey did you hear jadens new song? Oh yea angels and demons, who knew such a cute tiktok boy could be extremely talented

by Jxdnhossler September 12, 2020

Demons & Wizards

the best project of metal band in the 2000.

first excalibur: (8)excalibur... sword of the king(8).

later the demon's and wisard's cd: blood on my hand's
fiddler of the green
gallows pole
haven denis
my last sonrise
path of glory
poor man's crusade
tear down the wall
the whistler
winter of souls
white room

Jon Schaffer: Rhythm guitar, Bass
Hansi Kürsch: Vocals
Jim Morris: Lead guitar
Mark Prator: Drums

iced earth = the demons of the metal.
blind guardian = the wisards of the metal
iced guardian = demons and wisards

by martymcfly November 9, 2004