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Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please
Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?
by DDstyle May 24, 2022
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supply and demand

lower demand=cheaper, higher demand=pricier, another bullshit excuse to get ripped off by the market. The US Economy is run by motherfucking retards.
Supply and Demand is why things nowadays cost too damn much.
by smektala ahmed June 2, 2015
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I demand a recount!

"I demand a recount!" is a phrase used to express resistance to a decision made, usually in regards to a vote; when used, it is often in a melodramatic and/or comical fashion.

Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.
Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.

"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.
by Timothy Matias October 16, 2010
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on demand

a program found in the Comcast Digital Cable menu. Turn to channel 1 and the screen will turn black for a few seconds and will say: One Moment Please. Then this menu will show up and you pick the categories, movies, shows, and music. The HBO, Cinemax, Starz, Showtime & TMC On-Demand is free. The other movies, which are brought to you by Comcast, which are new releases within 2-3 years will cost you about $2.00-$4.00.
Comcast Digital Cable Guy: Hey where do you think your going buddy?

Bob: I'm going to the video store to rent a movie.

Comcast Digital Cable Guy: Why do that if you have on demand on your digital cable box?

Bob: I don't know but I'm gonna go home and watch some on demand!.
by The Cable Guy July 20, 2004
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Ass On Demand

Coined by Ford of "The Ford Show" (www.thefordshowonline.com, wednesdays 10pm est on Nowlive.com) a more modern and relevant term for a "booty call" relationship.
She and I are not a couple, it's more like Ass on Demand.
by the real j-boo August 15, 2008
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On-demand and taxes

Parents version of Netflix and Chill, watching movies on demand and doing taxes.
"We found an affordable movie and did an On-Demand and taxes"
by Talented Turtle April 2, 2017
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Mnet Demand

A team filled with rockstars - they track performance and solve issues real time, they look beyond making penny quarter nickel or dime and grow partnerships in no time.
This supply really needs mnet demand to push the needle!
by MowX November 27, 2021
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