Delois....Most precious of friends. SMART .CUTE .MEAN AF...But worth the effort as she is also loyal to a fault.
by Sugarsgurl December 21, 2016
Get the delois mug.1) A workplace that appears desirable from outside the doors, but the reality of torture sets in once the HONEYMOON phase wears off (approximately 1-2 months).
2) A workplace where people a lot less intelligent and a lot more arrogant make decisions that affect your day-to-day.
3) A thankless job. Regardless of gender, employees are essentially overworked prostitutes. The John, being the client, receives services, and the Pimp, Deloitte, slaps said prostitute and tells prostitute to start working on the next John in the line. Most of the time it's a circle jerk.
4) A workplace where people you start with soon fade away like they never existed, and you sit at your CUBE, disgruntled at how your networking and alliance relationships go down the TOILET.
5) A workplace where the good people leave, and the rotten stay.
6) A workplace that motivates you to find another job after two busy seasons MAXIMUM, unless you are into S&M.
7) A workplace that is good for slackers who b.s. all day, while the people who actually give a damn about the final product, grind away at their desks.
8) A workplace where meritocracy does not exist.
9) A workplace where apathy will always have a home.
2) A workplace where people a lot less intelligent and a lot more arrogant make decisions that affect your day-to-day.
3) A thankless job. Regardless of gender, employees are essentially overworked prostitutes. The John, being the client, receives services, and the Pimp, Deloitte, slaps said prostitute and tells prostitute to start working on the next John in the line. Most of the time it's a circle jerk.
4) A workplace where people you start with soon fade away like they never existed, and you sit at your CUBE, disgruntled at how your networking and alliance relationships go down the TOILET.
5) A workplace where the good people leave, and the rotten stay.
6) A workplace that motivates you to find another job after two busy seasons MAXIMUM, unless you are into S&M.
7) A workplace that is good for slackers who b.s. all day, while the people who actually give a damn about the final product, grind away at their desks.
8) A workplace where meritocracy does not exist.
9) A workplace where apathy will always have a home.
Amy: I'm sorry you lost your husband, Martha.
Martha: Thanks, Amy. He's in a better place. I'm sorry too for your husband, Clarke, who is being eviscerated as we speak. He's at Deloitte, right?
Yo, I ain't kidding, son. You be a Deloitte. (fighting words)
I curse you to Deloitte. (a place worse than hell)
Deloitte you! (worse than the F bomb)
Martha: Thanks, Amy. He's in a better place. I'm sorry too for your husband, Clarke, who is being eviscerated as we speak. He's at Deloitte, right?
Yo, I ain't kidding, son. You be a Deloitte. (fighting words)
I curse you to Deloitte. (a place worse than hell)
Deloitte you! (worse than the F bomb)
by Soothsayer911 April 25, 2006
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Get the delorted mug.a black hole, time warp, and nightmare you don't know you are in until you leave when you realize what a waste of time those 3 years at Deloitte were and you'll want those 3 years of your life back.
Similar to what I imagine of doing time in jail or being a P.O.W. You survive your years art Deloitte and get by, then when you wake up and realize you are dumb for putting up with these shitheads, you'll wish you could have those 3 years back....BUT you can't that time in your life is gone forever. You'll never get those years back!!! You work and work trying to please the partners who are about 40-50 years of age but look 70 from all the years of working for assholes, and you would have learned more and gotten further in your career had you gone with that startup a few years back.
by Ron Anchorurgandy July 30, 2006
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Delove is my loyal friend
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by McFly, Marty October 6, 2017
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Delonte West was once a friend of Lebron James, until Delonte had an affair and sex with Lebrons mom, Gloria James. This caused the Cavs to lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs to the Celtics, cheating Lebron and the Cavs of yet another championship.
Delonte West was once a friend of Lebron James, until Delonte had an affair and sex with Lebrons mom, Gloria James. This caused the Cavs to lose in the 2nd round of the playoffs to the Celtics, cheating Lebron and the Cavs of yet another championship.
Steve: "Why dont you ever hang out with Bryon? He seems cool"
Charles: "You didnt hear?, hes a Delonte West, fucked his ex-friend Anthonys mom"
Steve: "Eww thats gross, Ill stay away from him."
Charles: "You didnt hear?, hes a Delonte West, fucked his ex-friend Anthonys mom"
Steve: "Eww thats gross, Ill stay away from him."
by 105wasteland216 May 21, 2010
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