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deflangivate

The process of removing the stalk and / or leaves from a vegetable or fruit, where the said parts are removed intact from the centre of the item. E.g. the removal of the stalk and leaves from strawberries or stalk from mushrooms.
Oy, Dad - go and deflangivate the strawberries will ya?

Arrrgggggh but muuuuum I was definitely on deflangivation duties yesterday, isn't it Katy's turn?

Dude I like so totally just deflangivated those mushrooms whilst hopsalaufing round the kitchen.

I well hate sprouts, 'peeling' is like well boooooring. Let's go get some blackberries to deflangivate.
by The Deflangivator February 13, 2010
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self-defecating humor

The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.
Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.
by Lord Nexus VI November 27, 2012
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deflatenization

New computing term. Get used to it. The process of converting a flat network to a segmented one. (See VLAN, VLANNING)
The network was deflatenized by KY. The deflatenization was therefore successful.
by KY TO THE JELLY December 30, 2007
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self-defecating

Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.
Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.
by troy nc September 30, 2012
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mass debating chamber

a place in which mass debating takes place
by paul February 8, 2005
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Self-Deficating

The act of shitting ones own pants, most often resulting from an embarrassing situation.
The drama-queen was so drunk last night that she didn't know what she had said and done. When we told her, she ran into a corner and started self-deficating. Sadly, her act of self-deficating only made her more embarrassed, and she self-deficated again. It was a vicious and smelly circle she got herself into.
by BLT85022 November 11, 2011
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defecating

i once got arrested for defecating in public
by __olivia February 19, 2019
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