desensitize

to make insensitive to certain things, comments, issues, etc...

Video games (i.e. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas) have desensitized people to violence.

by DaCatsMeow April 8, 2007

Defensive Flirting

Flirting when some random person walks up to you and starts flirting with you while you are passively existing

70 year old woman walks up to a 30 year old man and says ,” oh you’re a big one”

He responds , “All over”

That’s defensive flirting

by The Real Blackadomas June 23, 2019

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 17, 2005

Defensive Uno

When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win

Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table

by Chosen rosen August 1, 2021

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018