defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012

Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.

I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.

by Jon Desir July 1, 2006

reverse defecation

noun. The act of receptive anal sex from a black male. Apparently named for its visual resemblance to defecation, however, here the nasty brown stool goes in rather than out.

Did you see that blacks-n-blondes all anal film? It was nothing but reverse defecation. Don't be coonfusing that with reverse discrimination.

by Ed123$%^ June 20, 2009

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.

Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"

by g1bs0n June 2, 2011