Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

delationshipping

the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.

As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.

by tlane February 15, 2008

desolation

a desolation: Describes most inner city areas or major British conurbations. Robbed of individuality by retailing corporations, bent politics, comprehensive education and architectural vandals over a period of decades. More atmosphere on the lunar surface, somewhat less ineteresting than watching paint dry.

a. 'This town is dead'.

b. 'It's a desolation of a place. Let's go to Cardiff before they finish that off too'.

by Hedley Clubnobber September 16, 2008

debation

Debating with yourself whether to commence masturbation or not.

I knew I was going to be home alone for a few hours, that's then the debation started.

by DCummings November 8, 2015

dealationship

The sacred bond between a druggy and their dealer

Cassie: my dealer is so fucking hot
Charlotte: you should fuck him to spice up your dealationship

by Classie Motherfuuuu June 15, 2014

debortion

When an aborted fetus is sent out of its country for being the child of illegal immigrates.

Jose: Juan, you wont believe what happened yesterday!
Juan: What is it ?
Jose: I took my Girlfriend to planed parenthood and Trump came in and performed a debortion my baby.

by undertable January 20, 2020

debation

Combination of a debate and a conversation.

Me and my friend where having a debation.

by juhe November 25, 2006