Sexually Dehydrated

The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.

Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.

Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.

Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."

by EL KooL May 7, 2010

dehydrated

get dried...sober up after drinking.

johnny felt dehydrated after the party.

by Gá7 June 11, 2006

dehydrated

One level further than thirsty.
A guy who is thirsty for any period of time longer than 3months and up to 2years.
Extremely desperate to the point where even if his female subject rejects him multiple times he still perseveres in pursuing her. Despite the fact that she is clearly and obviously not interested, he never stops. Beware!!!!

"Girl this guy will not take a hint and get lost!"
"How long has this been going on??"
"Girl.. two years!!!!"
"He ain't thirsty..he dehydrated!!"

thirsty

by nikkibear August 22, 2014

Dehydrat

A dehydrat is a dehydrated rat that looks crusty and musty

Girl:Omg i dont like her
Other girl: Ikr she's such a dehydrat

by Itzme.simone August 2, 2019

Dehydrated

My girlfriend and i are very dehydrated

Me and my bitch are so thirsty we are now dehydrated and want a couple bottles of water

by [Dillheadthirsty] January 3, 2020

deydra

Deydra is someone who will always put others before her. She sees right through people and can tell the real from the fake right away. She craves intimacy in bed and can be really sexy for someone she loves. If you ever get to be close with a Deydra, you’re lucky, keep her forever. She sticks to her word and will always be straight up with anyone. She’ll tell you when you’re in the wrong without trying to judge you, but once you cross Deydra you will never get the nice side from her again. Deydra acts careless yet craves love in the deepest ways. Deydra is the best friend you will ever meet, unless you mess that up. Shes loyal to her people. She’s an amazing person.

“I need a girl like Deydra, she’s genuinely so nice, on top of that shes sexy!”

by Jazmine ramos September 23, 2020

Dehydrated fish

a name someone calls a homosexual.

Person A: your a dehydrated fish
Person B: i mean its true

by SageTheWitchyEnby December 5, 2020