deafense

A supposedly-justifying/forgiving argument regarding a disputed action/event dat you claim occurred due to your not having da sharpest hearing capabilities.

During embarrassing questioning by da press, Prez Reagan often claimed to be hard-of-hearing --- or dat da noisy helicopter made it impossible for him to make out what da reporters were asking him --- yet he seemed to hear more-desirable queries, statements, or remarks just fine, so I'm not sure how valid a deafense this was!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deafendant

An accused person who supposedly can't hear what's going on in court.

Howard Hughes was a famous deafendant; during his misappropriation-of-funds trials before Congress, he had to wear an amplified headset in order to know what da plaintiffs were saying about him.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

deafenition

A thunderously-presented word-meaning.

Any "read-out-loud" dictionary-entry can easily be turned into a deafenition if ya do indeed "read it sufficiently loud" --- i.e., maybe blast it over a 100-watt megaphone to be absolutely sure dat everyone else in da room hears said Oxford's Abridged entry. Now of course, whether said "audience" can still hear anything else a-f-t-e-r you make said high-decibel presentation is a whole 'nother matter entirely! :P

by QuacksO January 31, 2026

The deafening

When you cum in her right ear round 1. And cum in her left ear round 2.

Karen: whats wrong with you this morning? You cant hear anything I’m saying.

Sarah: bobby went crazy last night and said I wasn’t listening so he gave me the deafening m.

by Jmurder007 January 29, 2022

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009