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dead man's hand

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the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
by john gallione January 10, 2007
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dead man's kiss

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a kiss in which a man holds his mouth on the other recipient for an unnecessary amount of time
"He gave me a dead man's kiss for 7 hours straight and now I am pruneish!"
by ubuyv May 19, 2007
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dead man's float

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Having intercourse where doggy is attemped, but failed, but not necsessarily a complete fail. This is whereupon the female on lying belly down with her arms and legs in star poistion and the male is giving to her from behind.
"Joe tried doggy, but I was tired. At least I gave him dead man's float. I took a nap."
by Nora69duuude February 18, 2009
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Dead man's lover

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1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
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Dead Man’s Bling

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Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member
Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa
by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018
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Dead Man’s Smegma

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Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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Dead man's kiss

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A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss
by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019
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