Super short cut-off jeans worn by men. Very similar to daisy dukes worn by women.
Although david dukes can vary in length, they are typically so short the man's buttocks is barely contained.
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Although david dukes can vary in length, they are typically so short the man's buttocks is barely contained.
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Man 1: Daaaang, check out them daisy dukes on that hot ass over there!
Man 2: Them ain't no daisy dukes, son... them david dukes, and that's a dude!!
Man 2: Them ain't no daisy dukes, son... them david dukes, and that's a dude!!
by papa duke July 16, 2018
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Also known as Obsessive David Archuleta Disorder, ODD, and ODAD, it is the disorder many contract once hearing American Idol Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta sing. Symptons include but are not limited to:
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
*Constantly checking fansites for news about David, especially FanBlast and Fans Of David.
*Excessive screaming at the sight, sound, or (in severe cases) thought of David.
*A multitude of posters in your room and/or pictures of David on your computer.
See the complete list of symptons at DavidArchuletaFanBlast.com (there are 81 known characteristics, at last count).
One must experience symptons of ODD for at least 21 days before he or she is officially diagnosed.
There is no cure so far. However, no one wants to be cured of it, so research for a remedy has not begun.
NOTE: ODD is most common in females, but can also be found in males.
Girl: Doctor, I'm scared! I think I might be really sick!
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
Doctor: Why, what's wrong?
Girl: I can't stop thinking about David Archuleta! Everything reminds me of him! I even ate lettuce for lunch, and I usually hate lettuce!
Doctor: How long have you been experiencing these symptons?
Girl: For at least a month.
Doctor: Ah, I see. There's nothing to worry about. You just have Obsessive David Disorder.
Girl: Oh. YAY! XD
by Kissestotheheart February 12, 2009
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*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."
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Get the David Desrosiers mug.David Dula or David Dulay is a direct descendant of Lakan Dula of Tondo. He is the co-conspirator and financier of the Sumuroy Revolt. After the death of Sumuroy, Dulay was forced to continue the armed rebellion against Spain which has already spread in several places in the Bisayan Islands, Mindanao and some part of Luzon. Several years later, he was badly wounded in a fierce encounter with the Guardia Civil. He was caught together with his seven close -in armed officers and they were sentenced to death through firing squad with a charge of multiple murder of Spanish nationals and military officers. They were shot at the Palapag town plaza and were buried in unmarked grave to prevent the regrouping of the Indios behind his name. His clan members, family, relatives and friends named his neighborhood as sitio Kan David in Isla de Batag, Laoang, Northern Samar. Kan David, "owned by David" in the Waray dialect, is now known as barangay Candawid.
by J. Robert Dizon Bryce May 21, 2008
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2. someone in love with an amazing girl named Joan
3. also means "black as the night"
4. gorgeous
2. someone in love with an amazing girl named Joan
3. also means "black as the night"
4. gorgeous
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