Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.
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Get the Double-Dutch Butt-Puss mug.The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.
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The act of holding your own arm while masturbating and laying flat suspended between two moving vehicles and ejaculating into a vortex. Its dangerous but they did it in Twister.
Benjamin Button dutch ghost ride the fuck out of that vortex and turned back into a man-child. In other words, his dick got smaller.
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Get the chop a dutch mug.A Dutchaboo is a person who's obsessed over anything even remotely Dutch and thinks he/she is cultured because he/she eaten a stroopwafel, said the word "gezellig" or visited the Red Light District. They also like to insert random dutch words in conversations but can't even hold a conversation in Dutch.
Look at all those dutchaboos!
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It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
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