Darth Vader 

Chuck Norris-but a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Darth Vader pretended to die at the end of Star Wars but because he was really Chuck Norris in disguise he traveled to our planet without a space suit (or space ship) and made a bunch of cool kung fu movies but he didn't play Darth Vader in the last Star Wars movie because everyone knows that Darth Vader was lameass as hell...

Darth Vader by Darth Norris April 13, 2009

Darth Vader 

Some guy in Star Wars who breathes really heavily.

..EEEHH, HOOOO, EEEEEH, HOOO...

Aww, shut up. You're not even doing the Darth Vader impression right!

Darth Vader by Pinkaholic May 20, 2011

darth vader 

one who smokes too much, then walks around with an oxygen tank and tubes in and out of their nose and mouth. Then they begin to sound and look like the star wars character.

WHEEZE!! CUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

darth vader by bojzzle June 29, 2004

darth vader 

This is the art of pulling ones foreskin back in a dark room, and then turning on a torch to reveal a darth vader shaped silhouette on the wall.

'Oh crap, I've just seen Darth Vader's shadow in my room'

darth vader by Clinterous February 18, 2007

darth vader 

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

darth vader by jade June 21, 2003

Darth Vader 

Completely toasting a marsh-mellow until it is entirely covered in char.

I like my marsh-mellows darth vaderd

Darth Vader by Alex Grobsmith June 13, 2008

Darth Vader 

A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.

He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.

Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?

Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

Darth Vader by Plo_Koon March 7, 2020