"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing 

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian 

Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man

Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian by Unnamed personally April 12, 2019

Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian 

To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father

Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”

Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian by Winner67 March 9, 2019

your mom is your dad 

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective

Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN

your mom is your dad by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017

ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

ur mom and your dad are both gay by no u too May 7, 2018

Your mom is my dad 

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.

Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.

Your mom is my dad by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019

awkward dad moment 

When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.

Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."

Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."

Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"

awkward dad moment by westfalia December 17, 2009