cognitive discharge

A more extreme form of verbal diarrhea, it is a pretentious and long-winded explanation of one's thoughts or understanding of a painfully boring topic; it is often mistaken for intellect but is really just stupid shit that people say in a failed attempt to seem smart.

cognitive discharger: "The Arc de Triomphe is my absolute dream representation of Napoleonic neoclassical architecture because of the grandness of its triumphal arch and the simplicity of its romantic neoclassic relief. Absolutely astounding!"
listener: "Oh, fuck off."

by heihej March 25, 2010

F.A.D. (Firey Anus Discharge)

1. A type of feces that burn your rectum very badly while being pooped out of your body. This is normally caused by high acid foods and jalepenos.

1. "I just had some FAD and it burned. Really badly. Ow..."

by Megatoast,, a kid who eats jalepenos February 7, 2005

Daschlebag

An ambitious Washington DC influence peddler who cheats on his taxes and expects there will be no reprocussions from his past actions.

"That Tim Geithner is a real Daschlebag. He should be shackled in leg irons!"

by DannoAZ February 8, 2009

zooey deschanel

synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy.

Woah, that Zooey Deschanel is a hottie.

by H.L. November 17, 2006

dischris

When your friend Chris makes a mistake. And he is disgraceful

bro that guy over there yeah he's a real DisChris

by Jakeob February 13, 2017

Duscherand

An enticing word used to express a large amount of stupidity, dumbfoundedness, or retardation.

You really just hammered the toilet, are you kidding me?! What the freaking duscherand bro?

by Rardson March 2, 2020

Duschi

A person who plays FPS video games and trains with any sort of aim trainers, (Kovaaks, Aimlab etc.), but yet can't hit a shot in game.

Man, this guy is such a Duschi!

by Kovaakplayer2008 May 1, 2021