Mongoloid Duckling

When in a group of offspring, be them human or animal, all of them are near perfect. Except one, which is exceptionally and completely fucking retarded.

Dude, did you see those insanely hot triplets over there?

Who the fuck are you talking to?

Well, there's four of them, but the last one is a Mongoloid Duckling.

Fuck it, I'm going home.

by Sodomy Boy October 26, 2010

ugly duckling syndrome

Addition to the entries above:

A sudden awakening from UDS can have extreme big head reactions. This unfortunate turn of events is one of the primary foundations of the camwhore , a girl who has been sheltered/shunned from sex - but suddenly realizes she "has it".

UDS + TLC + netmeeting.exe = camwhore

by SaussyBurbank April 6, 2004

ugly duckling syndrome

When a person with a good personality is actually attractive.

When you set me up on that blind date, you should have told me she had the Ugly Duckling Syndrome, you scared me when you told me she had a good personality.

by Hyland February 2, 2004

Dr Duckling

A floating duck who floats in people's pools he turns into jake jr when you put a phillies cap on him. He protects the diving board.

I love dr duckling

by Shaq Diesel47 July 19, 2014

my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday.

My awesomeness is really awesome just like a duck's awesomeness on tuesday

James told Donna my swag is swaggy as a duckling on tuesday. Donna asked what that meant?!!! He said his awesomeness was really awesome, just like a ducks awesomeness on a Tuesday- James likes Tuesdays. Tuesdays are good.

by The dimdam November 5, 2013

Mud Duckling

Odd looking offspring of a mixed couple. Usually people who are mixed with the White and Black race.

PERSON 1"Hey, that guy there has red hair, freckles, and light skin. But he has black facial and body features. How odd!" Person 2 says to PERSON 1,"That there my friend is what you call a MUD DUCKLING."

by Niccolai May 4, 2006

grundle duckling

When your buddy is passed out and you glue a duck bill to his GRUNDLE. When he awakes and tries to walk the duck bill will wiggle and bite the back of his sack causing him to fall to the ground and yell, SHIT!!! The grundle bites are attacking my sack!

Billie bob (bag of donuts)Yooo Johnnie, let's give Todd the GRUNDLE DUCKLING he is passed out.
Johnnnie, sweet I got a duck bill handy!
Billie Bob glueing, glueing
5 hours later...
Todd awakes and tried to walk to the bathroom and falls over in pain holding his package...
Todd.. CRAP the grunts are attacking my SACK!

by ass hammer December 3, 2006