DPS

Dirty Penis Syndrome; self explanatory

My boyfriend had DPS hardcore last night.

by Erika EM. November 20, 2007

dps

Dick Packin' Sacks. It's just something girls got. You score them on a scale of 0-1 usually in multiples of .05. Anything can change a girls DPS score: appearence, actions, child bearing abilities, financial situation, just about anything. The closer to 1 the better, and in some special cases negative DPS can be obtained.

1. "Way to be a stupid bitch, your DPS just went down .2 points."

2. "Man I would give Karen a .7 DPS."

by Jeff Hardy July 11, 2006

dps

dead presidents-money

hes been hustlin all day he must have a pocket full of dps

by mark jordan May 7, 2005

dps

De pon scunt

Dude, that is totally DPS

Man, she is dps

by GMAU November 4, 2003

dps

DPS Master

Dude, you are the first DPS Master in this city.

by GMAU buddy November 6, 2003

DPS

Deh Pon Skunt/ Stupidness.

Don't listen to lucy, she DPS.

by nars k January 23, 2019

DPS

Ugly female who thinks they are a dime.

“Bro she’s so chill tho, let’s hang with her”
“Alas, what a shame- she suffers from DPS”

by cort Halsey August 8, 2019