by P BURESH December 22, 2008
Canadian-Toronto artist Dozen who resides in B-town. He slings with the ABYZZ Ent company, and cousin artist CRG.
"Mah take it easys...you know when Dozen come round hes going to shut this down!"
"...Yah Dozen allways shuttin shit down!"
"...Yah Dozen allways shuttin shit down!"
by kamptoin October 10, 2007
A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.
I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.
I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
by Sensualtomato August 02, 2012
The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.
'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'
by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016
Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!
Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!
Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200
by iBetty January 09, 2012
An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.
by Rhym September 15, 2017
A Mexicans dozen is a number, typically 15+, that related to their ability to cram so many people in an apartment or vehicle. Similar in character to a bakers dozen.
by Rhym September 15, 2017