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Domestic

When you tame a once wild pussy. Some might say a single womans pussy or a wild hoe's pussy.
GUY1: What are you lookin for in a girl dawg?
GUY2: I want a girl that I can trust to come home every day and not worry about her doing something behind my back. I wanna have that pussy domestic!
GUY1: Damn dawg you gonna tame a pussy just like that? That's dope man.
by The Booty Messiah September 3, 2019
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domestic

When a situation is so unfortunate that you cannot describe it as anything else other than ‘domestic’.
“Ugh next week it says it’s gonna rain and snow”
“Ok now it’s just getting domestic”
by Ckm36 July 20, 2022
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Domestic Touring

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.
Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.
by #oneclub May 14, 2016
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Domestic Entropy

The tendency of a household to became increasingly disorganized, untidy, and unmanagable.

Characteristics:
Rather than compress into small spaces, items tend to redistribute to evenly fill all available space (the Stuffed Animal Effect). Rather than organize into separate, homogeneous, classifiable and finite collections, items tend to mix into heterogenous open sets (the Junk Drawer Effect). Even if they are not used, without intervention items and surfaces inevitably get dirtier and not cleaner (the Crunchy Towel Effect). Partially enclosed items left unobserved for an extended period will, when retrieved for use, contain one or more dead bugs (the Cuisinart Effect). Attempts to organize specific areas will always result in some other area becoming less organized (the Spare Linen Effect).

The tendency of the household toward randomness is a feedback cycle. Disorganization leads to perceived attrition which leads to aquisition of additional items, which in turn increase the Domestic Entropy of the household (the Nine Rolls of Sticky Tape Effect).
I'm in a constant battle against domestic entropy; if I miss my chores one night before bedtime, by the next morning the house is so messy it would be easier to burn it down and build anew than to get it clean again.
by Suzanne Jackowski December 16, 2008
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domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.
Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.
by reid charboneau December 9, 2007
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domestic girlfriend

A anime about step siblings that fall in love with the brother and one has had sex with the brother before they were step siblings.
Ex1 . " hey have you seen that new anime called Domestic Girlfriend its a love triangle between step siblings "
by animelover:) February 16, 2021
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domestic foreplay

Doing menial household tasks that you usually avoid in order to have a better chance of getting sex.
What a great dinner and you did the dishes too. You are a master of domestic foreplay.
by Suedo August 5, 2008
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