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5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy
Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you
by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024
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dorkumentary

A documentary done on the dorky subjects of fantasy, sci-fi, or computers/technology.
"Trekkies" and "Darkon: The Movie" are two prime examples of a dorkumentary.
by Rick Rock May 23, 2006
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Deckumentary

when you deck someone so hard you have to film it
kelly: Check out this deckumentary I made the other day!
brianna: You ruined that chick, she totally deserved it!
by king deckman May 25, 2016
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Documentarian

Documentartian: Someone who insists upon recording every aspect of their life. Can be identified by the large a baggy sweaters that they use to hide small video cameras and over-developed fingers from hours of video editing. Related to camwhores but they document themselves and their friends instead of just taking naked pictures of themselves.
Documentarian: *pulls out small camera to tape someone listening to music
Everyone else: "Man, that guy is creepy"
Documentarian: *goes home and adds this small section of the human panorama to his collection*
by M2652 April 14, 2007
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dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis
You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"
by hmcdesq December 8, 2010
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documentating

Word used by telephone operator when trying to sound smart... when in actuality, they are an idiot... THATS NOT A REAL WORD DUMBASS!!
-Person on phone: "There is a false withdrawel on my bank statement that needs to be fixed"
-Operator: "Ok ma'am, i am documentating your information right now"
-Person on phone: "Documentating? You're an idiot!"
by Levi Morgan February 18, 2009
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wildlife documentaries

Television shows that very few normal people watch. It must be said, however, that wildlife documentaries are excellently produced and carefully wrought.
by Comrade Dmitri February 25, 2004
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