hi ditching

The lowest of the lowest move in texting. When someone says hi in a conversation only to leave the conversation. These low class scums can be referred to as dingbats.

Todd: hey what's up!?
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.

by Henrylikescatsandscats September 11, 2016

reindeer ditching

the act of going around at night, unplugging reindeer lights, putting them in front of someone's front door, then ringing the doorbell and running away.

the neighbors got some new reindeer lights, lets go reindeer ditching tonite.

by frostybear83 December 14, 2010

the ditching hour

the time of night when all the people you are texting or IMing suddenly stop replying to your messages

person 1- kim and angelika stoped texting me last night.

person 3- wow man, that kinda sucks, that's the ditching hour for ya

person 1-yeah, I guess

(p.s. Person 2 died)

by 13lue Dog March 15, 2011

Face Ditching.

When you remove someone from your facebook friends list.

That bitch totally faceditched me and then her friend tagged me in a photo of hers.. i can't beleive that level of face ditching.

by SachmoNZ June 20, 2009

Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend

Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.

by MouldyJam November 23, 2019

Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.

David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke

by Doobery! June 30, 2011

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011