Dinger Danger

To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.

While massaging your mayo containers.

OMG Dinger Danger!

by Triple A men June 11, 2018

dinger dusty

A term that praises olivia hail when playing roblox or minecraft

that dinger dusty, olivia hail, is incredibly talented at minecraft

by hoes_mad June 19, 2019

flinker-dinger

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.

Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.

by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

Dinger

In United States Marine Corps slang, a crack shot with a rifle; someone who is extremely proficient in marksmanship with small arms; a member of the USMC national rifle marksmanship team.

"I knew that Sergeant Jones was a real dinger when I saw him putting them in the ten-ring from the thousand yard line."

by JoeBeenthere July 2, 2009

Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009