Dickstracted

When a female loses her train of thought upon remembering the finest dick she ever saw.
Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.
by SneakyChiefy April 23, 2018
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Dickstracted

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.
by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020
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Dickstracting

When a women makes you lose your train of thought by wearing or saying something sexual.

-cpm
Uh....what was I saying? Your outfit is really dickstracting me.
by Seymoore March 1, 2017
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dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick
man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting
by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009
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Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.
Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!
by SadSally33 August 27, 2016
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Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.
Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.
by Bojank157 December 15, 2015
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Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.
Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.
by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023
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