Bad Dick Day

When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.

Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day

by James Longwood November 22, 2011

National Dick Day

June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!

“Omg it’s national dick day!”
“Yeah I know. I grabbed my bf’s”

by Macy Williams June 12, 2018

National Suck Your Boyfriend's Dick Day

Celebrated on November 16th, this is a wonderful holiday where your boyfriend needs his dick sucked

bae its National Suck your Boyfriend's Dick Day so let me suck your dick

by ouwuma November 15, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday is on October 18th.

Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick

by TheRealUrbanDicrionary October 17, 2018

National Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by Long Jimmy April 12, 2019

national grab a guys dick day

on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick

i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day

by canada gov- national days April 7, 2017

small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.

dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.

by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010