deuche ass

typically a person that is a deuche bag as well as an asshole. word derives from ancient woolek woolek tribes.

that justin bieber is truly a deuche ass

by neil starkio June 29, 2013

shrodingers deuche

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

by Aqualite March 6, 2017

Look At The Deuche

A drinking game where all players are dealt a card, and then they put the card on their foreheads without being able to look at it themselves, but with all other players being able to see everyone else's card. Then each player bets a number of drinks that the looser has to drink. Whomever has the lowest card has to drink the number of drinks that the person with the highest card bet. Thus if the lowest card that anyone has is hypothetically a 4, and the highest card is a king, then the person with the 4 has to drink however many drinks the person with the king bet.

Dude lets play Look At The Deuche tonight, we'll get soooo smashed man

by TeddyBrrr July 1, 2009

donkey deuche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.

in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

Turbo Deuche

the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.

Man that charliedrawsagun guy is unbearable! what a turbo Deuche!

by TheS-Box September 25, 2010

Douche Box Hero

An individual who is new to a local bar and proceeds to fill the Jukebox with music that does not reflect the clientele. It is usually a selection of songs that no one has heard of nor wants to hear.,

What the fuck is that shit he's playing? Milli Vanilli, Lou Bega and the Bangles. You should see what else this Douche Box Hero has jammed in here. Dave wants to kick his ass!

by will bitten October 10, 2016

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019