dessert stomach

The mysterious extra stomach dessert-lovers possess that allow them to eat dessert even after the "regular" stomach is completely full of non-dessert food.

The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.

MOM: Finish your dinner.
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!

(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

just deserts

That which is justly deserved. Can refer to either a punishment (more common usage) or a reward.

Pronounced like 'desserts', the sweet course at the end of a meal, but spelled like an arid land mass, e.g. 'The Sahara and Gobi deserts are big, hot, and dry'.

'After cheating on him for years, she finally received her just deserts when presented with the divorce papers.'

'Ever patient and persistent in her struggle against the suppression of her people, she eventually got her just deserts in the form of a Nobel prize for peace.'

by pepelemoko December 12, 2007

Dessert

Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.

I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!

by Littlemeagan November 3, 2018

Order Dessert

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020

if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

dessert bowl

the small amount of tobacco, weed, or anything else one may choose to smoke that is left over to be rediscovered at a later hour and smoked as a 'dessert'

Im going to leave a little for later so we can smoke a dessert bowl before I leave.

by Mr. Nater May 11, 2011