Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010

australian death grip

A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.

I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."

by the iceman February 18, 2003

Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023

vulcan death grip

Two fingers inserted into a womans vagina and two fingers in the anus resembling the Vulcan live long and prosper hand sign. A modification of the infamous "The Shocker". Two in the pink n two more in the stink.

He threw the Vulcan Death Grip on that nasty ass bitch.

by Wally666 March 24, 2008

vulcan death grip

In computer systems the method of using the a combination of interupt keys to perform a soft reboot or other functions.

See also Three fingered salute and CTRL ALT DEL

One would use the xwindow vulcan death grip in order to restart the window manager.

by The original silver falcon June 11, 2006

Death Grip Syndrome

A condition where a man suffers erectile dysfunction due to holding his...reproductive organ too tightly while pleasuring himself.

Death Grip Syndrome.

...No comment. This IS a real thing, but...no comment.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 5, 2021

Death grip

When a woman is on top and the guy is about to cum and the woman locks her legs around the guy so he has to shoot his load in her.

Dude last night Jamie Death grip my ass!

by Jtown May 22, 2016