A Database Administrator. One of the few low IQ tech jobs you can get. DBAs spend their time goofing off and doing anything but work. Then when it comes to doing actual work, they are slow to respond and have trouble understanding and form of code or logic an actual programmer gives them.

Has the DBA gotten back to you yet?

No, they usually take 2-3 weeks for any sort of response

DBA by iicyy January 25, 2024

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DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest)

DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), in english, TBA (The Bosnian Workhorse)

A man, machine, or horse, with an astonishing work ethic, capacity, and ability. Often outworks and outperforms others.

The desired results were not delivered, so management hired the DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), and the desired results were achieved.

DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest) by Fan of DBA (Rikke H.) February 17, 2023

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DBA (Dickish by Association)

Following in the act of someone who is acting like a dick.

Aaron always likes to be a dick, sometimes Michael follows Aaron when he is being a dick, therefore Michael is DBA (Dickish by Association)

DBA (Dickish by Association) by th4t5thew4y1t15 April 16, 2014

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DBA Lifestyle

The ultimate in lifestyle living.
DBA stands for Database analyst, DBA's are the most notorious pussy hounds in the IT industry and are renowned for their extravagant lifestyles and admirable approach to life. The DBA can conduct his business from any exotic local and often does. Almost the entire internet is supported by the DBAs mysterious skills. DBAs are essentially the most important people you will ever hear about.

Noob: Yo homie, how did you get all those bitches on your dick.
DBA: DBA Lifestyle bro.

Barack Obama after the death of Osama Bin Laden: First off I would like to thank the DBAs.

DBA Lifestyle by Tabbey September 10, 2012

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