DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

DBA (Dickish by Association)

Following in the act of someone who is acting like a dick.

Aaron always likes to be a dick, sometimes Michael follows Aaron when he is being a dick, therefore Michael is DBA (Dickish by Association)

by th4t5thew4y1t15 April 16, 2014

DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest)

DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), in english, TBA (The Bosnian Workhorse)

A man, machine, or horse, with an astonishing work ethic, capacity, and ability. Often outworks and outperforms others.

The desired results were not delivered, so management hired the DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), and the desired results were achieved.

by Fan of DBA (Rikke H.) February 17, 2023

DBA

Dumb Bitch Association. a group of strong, beautiful girls that you can not easily find; so don't take advantage of this opportunity to make some of the best friends you will ever meet.

person 1: "oh yeah, i invited the dba along to hang out with us. is that okay?"
person 2: "of course it is! they're great!"

by lillymichaudd August 3, 2020

DBA

Dick Business Always

What're you gonna do tonight? DBA baby.

by Richard Business February 1, 2023

DBA

Dumb Bitch Alert
D stands for dumb

B stands for bitch
And A stands for Alert

Oh god we have a DBA

by Mr.Wubbzy March 29, 2021

DBA

A Database Administrator. One of the few low IQ tech jobs you can get. DBAs spend their time goofing off and doing anything but work. Then when it comes to doing actual work, they are slow to respond and have trouble understanding and form of code or logic an actual programmer gives them.

Has the DBA gotten back to you yet?

No, they usually take 2-3 weeks for any sort of response

by iicyy January 25, 2024