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Dahlia is a trifling cunt who cant be fr to save her life. She cares more about men than herself or her friends. you think shes a real one but she will slowly become more and more contemptible as time goes on. She has no self respect and loves projecting her insecurities and getting mad defensive. Mf doesnt understand what good friendship is she just wants attention and validation. Stupid bitch. She will break yo heart no matter what yall had. and she'll come crawling back without an apology or nothin.
everyone: "stay away from dick-breath dahlia"
Dahlia by hotpeeper November 12, 2023
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The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet in the universe!!! The fact that someone so perfect even exists is unbelievable.If you’re lucky to be with one, you better treat him right because he deserves the world and more. All around Dahlia is just the spitting image of perfection inside and out; his heart is as pure as a diamond and his soul is as kind as a child. He lives by the rule “why not help others if you can” he’s the most considerate and kind person you will ever meet. Might also be an alcoholic in some cases..

Girl: How can someone be so considerate and kind?! it’s no wonder that his name is Dallas!
Girl: How can someone be so considerate and kind his parents raised him right! Dahlia is so helpful!
dahlia by I_love_friday November 21, 2023
a term used to call someone a dumb person that probably rewatches grabity falls
Guy1: hey have you ever seen Gravity Falls
Guy2: MY GOD CAN YOU STOP BEING A DAHLIA FOR ONCE
Dahlia by DahliaTheWeremoth July 27, 2024
Dahlia is the sweetest girl Ive ever met she makes me feel loved and connected like never before she makes me the happiest person ever. Dahlia has me in a chokehold i’m so infatuated by her natural beauty and essence i’ve never met a person like dahlia and i never want to meet a person like her. I want to spend the rest of my days with her and no one else.
Dahlia I love you
Dahlia by Dahlia’s biggest fan February 19, 2025

Dahlia's Law 

Whenever a group of people are discussing it there is usually one person who tends to have an opinion that is opposite of the majority. If the person continues to have opinions that differ from the general consensus they are committing Dahlia's Law. Dahlia's Law states that this person's opinion is no longer valid.
Group: that girl is ugly!
One person: I think she's kinda pretty.
Group: Dahlia's Law.
Dahlia's Law by Awesomus Maximus November 15, 2010

Dahlia Pacheco

Someone who is very organized and seems like they got their life toy, however their life is just as crazy as everyone else's. One who always wants peace, Dahlia Pacheco will always work to avoid or de-escalate conflict even if the issue needs to be addressed and could possibly lead to deep resentment if not addressed. If you get close to Dahlia Pacheco you have a found someone who will always care for and understand you no matter what you bring to them. Although it may not be apparent at first, Dahlia Pacheco is very funny as well
Life is crazy, but I'm glad I have Dahlia Pacheco to help me feel grounded!

Dahlia Francis 

If you know a Dahlia just remember she loves baking and is always open to making new friends!
Person 1: I want to be friends with Dahlia Francis but I don't think she will like me

Person 2: She loves making new friends! I'm sure she will say yes to be friends with you.
Dahlia Francis by Unknown046 June 16, 2021