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cuzzin

dont mess wit her, she ma cuzzin
by Sammi & Lauren March 30, 2003
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Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.
Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope
by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017
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ball cuzie

When you put your balls in a cup of water and a girl blows bubbles with a straw
Dude this bitch gave me a ball cuzie last night
by JDUB925 December 6, 2015
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cum cuzzler

The one who like to choke down male cum, and takes pints of it to get them going
Zachary is a cum cuzzler for his hoppy.
by rubberducky2012 April 14, 2016
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Cuzzle-sack

Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone

Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual

Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above

Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective

Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."

Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."

Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
by N and M February 25, 2011
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Cuzzins

A group of kids all related. Usually funny but have dirty minds. But if you have these Cuzzins be great full cuz the best memories you'll have are with them.
Friend 1: wanna hang out today?

Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?

Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!
by Alice2020 January 30, 2019
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Ball Cuzzi

It when a male puts his testicles into a warm bowl of water while his female partner takes a straw and begins to blow bubbles under is testicles while giving him a hand job.
I was getting the best ball cuzzi ever last night!
by ADEGOUGH October 4, 2008
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