Cupcakke: Remind ya, i'm kinda wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina .........
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 5, 2021
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Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
by Zapps September 1, 2012
Get the Cupcakes Fanfiction mug.where the heel of a female overlaps the edge on the heel of her shoe as a result of trying to fit into a shoe that is a 1/2 size smaller
That chick's foot is waaay bigger than her shoe, her heel over laps the edge and it looks like cupcake top.
by juvas juice September 28, 2012
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Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"
Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
by Patwub May 10, 2023
Get the Pit bull named cupcake mug.Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
Get the The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes mug.A cascader is a male who is not hygiene literate in that he does not know that he needs to clean in between his butt crack. Instead, assuming that soapy water cascading over his ass is enough to do the job. A worse variant of cascader will also neglect to pull back his foreskin to give the knob a clean. Males like this are the most likely reason that women hate giving head or rimjobs (because they can smell old poo poos wofting up from the booty hole and/or smegs). Neither parties of a straight couple has the awareness that men aren't supposed to smell that bad - unlike gay guys who usually learn early in life to clean that shit up. Although much rarer, females can also be cascader.
1:
Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.
Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.
2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!
Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?
Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!
Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.
Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.
Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.
2:
Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!
Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?
Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!
Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.
by Yazzinator93 January 9, 2021
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The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"
by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008
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