Courtesy Flush

The act of flushing a toilet before wiping to minimize the chances of clogging

I went over to Dave's house after going on a date to Chipotle. Needed to courtesy flush to save from the embarrassment.

by JakeofGears July 4, 2018

courtesy flush

When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.

Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!

by Blunt Monk September 29, 2015

Courtesy Flush

Flushing while shitting. Although this noble gesture is meant to reduce the foul odor of your newly born treasure, there is a personal benefit. If you time this correctly, the turd that's still attached to your ass will get a helping 'pull' from the water below, giving you an extra inch of room your colon.

I shoulda known but the skids in bowl that she wouldn't have the decency to courtesy flush.

by Ferranz March 22, 2017

courtesy flush

Over 50 and never heard of the courtesy flush. I figured once it's out it's out and hide your head and run.

I suppose an example could be as soon as your ready to go, flush and at least the noise helps cover up any noise. God forbid there be noise. I've tried to wait until the entire BR was empty feeling so self conscience about something no one but I do, right??????.....Never fail, soon as I hit the door and almost get my butt to the seat here comes someone. Tricky part, making it go back up until the room is empty. Well I no longer wait for an empty room but am sure excited to learn about this courtesy flush thing. And it really works???????...I'm going to the store now to test this and will report back.

by kathy, the other one September 21, 2006

Courtesy Flush

Let someone know if, awhile after a first date for example, you're not interested in pursuing the association further.

"I had hoped to get a courtesy flush if you decided you liked that tree-huggin mothball motherfucker better!"

by sweetDICKwillie March 12, 2014

courtesy flush

A flush you perform in the middle of taking a shit so that the bathroom doesn't smell as bad for the next person who walks in, and also so you're less likely to clog the toilet while wiping.

Look if you're gonna take a shit in this house, at least do a courtesy flush

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

Courtesy flush

Having sex with a woman and finishing inside her then peeing in them to flush out the cum

Cory told me that last night he totally courtesy flushed Miranda over a stolen bar glass and drank it.

by Evil eye ankle braclet January 3, 2025