Chatspeak

A person{s} attempt at looking cool, or to save time by shortening words. Chatspeak is also used by people that have no idea how to spell in an attempt to communicate on the internet. People who use chatspeak rarely capitalize or use a period, they are extremely annoying to people that know how to spell, and generally only make friends or have conversations with other people that use chatspeak.

See annoying, retarded, stupid, irritating.

Chatspeak example:
Two, to, too - 2
For, thereFORe - 4
You - u
Are - r
Boy - boi
Skater - sk8er
What - wot
The - da

by Kaidoe October 16, 2008

Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.

I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”

by Axolotl June 10, 2018

chatspeak

Pure stupidty. Used by those who have a low IQ, or think shortening words saves time.

"LyK oNG bILly jOeL Iz LyK dA hAwTeST gUY EvA!!!!@#!111!1"

Only use chatspeak if you want people to see you as dumb.

by Carwrek July 27, 2006

chatspeak

A pathetic attempt at looking cool and saving time. Useful for people who can't spare a third of a second, or morons who can't spell "Dude, got a quarter?" A disgrace to the english language and also almost every other language anyone ever came up with.

(h@t$I*3@k or chatspeak
A=@
C=(
E=3
P=I*
S=$
etc.
Or,
lolz
2nite
cul8r
etc.

by theystolemyidentity April 12, 2008

Cuntspangle

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation, and 'spangling' the lady's, ahem, ladygarden with sparkly jizz.

'She didn't want me to come inside, so I cuntspangled her instead.'

by MissBradders May 4, 2009

chatspeak

1. A shortening of words, generally English, in an attempt to type more quickly and easily.

2. A series of abbreviations used to represents words and phrases in order to increase internet typing speed.

3. A language seen almost exclusively on the internet in chatrooms, instant messenger programs, online games, and message boards or forums; usually a shortened, abbreviated version of English.

4. In chatspeak, there is generally an absence of proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation

Below are some various forms of chatspeak:

Letters
1. Vowels are often ommitted
2. duplicate consonants are sometimes ommitted
3. "z" is often substituted for "c"
4. "i" and "y" become interchangeable (lyke means like; mi means my)

Words
1. Whatever becomes w/e; Because becomes b/c, bc, cuz, bcuz, b-cuz, cuz, cause
2. Any becomes NE, ne (ne1 means anyone); Am becomes M (I m kool)
3. Girlfriend/Boyfriend become GF/BF
4. Our/Are become R; You becomes U; Your/You're become UR; See/Sea become C; Be/Bee/Be- become B (b4 means before)
5. One/Won become 1; To/Two/Too become 2; For/Four/Fore become 4; ate/eight become 8 (singular or within words: Gr8 means Great; Sk8r means Skater)
6. -ight endings become -ite (tonite/2nite means tonight)

Phrases
1. LOL - Laughing out loud; lots of laughs
2. ROFL - Rolling on the floor laughing
3. LMAO - Laughing my ass off
4. OMG - Oh my god
5. JK - Just kidding
6. TTYL/T2UL - Talk to you later

Conversation
A: OMG did U C that grrl 2dai
B: ya she wuz 2 funy i thot she wuz goin 2 fall down 4 sur!
A: me2 lol but we 1 the game so w/e! do u wanna c a movie 2nite
B: ya totlly u shud cum 2 mi house B4
A: k i g2g c u l8r gf
B: k ttyl

by Cadence Raine January 11, 2009

chatspeak

Language used by clueless idiots who think that intentionally misspelling words is cool, and anyone who does not speak chatspeak is not trendy or cool.

Person: lyke, OMGZ!11111 i luvvvv ch4tsP34k!!1111
Me: Your an idiot.
Person: OMGZ!!1111, ur a looozerrrr!

by Cheyenne. Yup. June 24, 2005