cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.

god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.

by alfman July 6, 2008

cuntorous

an old woman cunt...a more mature way of calling an older woman a cunt. hence the word orous..as in tyrannosorous..hinting that she is ancient just like the dinosaurs

Drive faster cuntorous!

by Crisitan October 28, 2007

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Cunturtle

Crochety old women who conplain about everything and often fall, being then unable to get up

""hey is that Nancy Jean? That crazy mean cunturtle must be sunning itself. And look at that black eye!"

by 251mpr August 20, 2011

Cuntore

someone who is a cunt and a whore

lala is a such a cuntore she got with my boyfriend.

by ayeitsreebs May 6, 2014

cuntorsion

This act normally occurs during heterosexual intercourse performed in the "reverse cowgirl" position, but can occur in the midst of other positions. While the man's penis is inside the woman and she moves too far one way (typically towards the man's feet), causing an outstretched, uncomfortable sensation for the man.

Mike 2: Me Julie was riding me reverse cowgirl last night and gave my dick a serious case of cuntorsion the way she was movin.

Mike 1: Weird, that never seems to happen to me...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

cuntrot

Any disease associated with the vagina including yeast infection.

My old lady has to get a hysterectomy, she has a serious case of cuntrot. Bitch is walking funny, she must have cuntrot.

by p-ro August 7, 2018