conan gray

a guy that doesn’t know i exist but i am deeply inlove with him i never get tired of his beautiful face and gorgeous hair and his music helps me so much i’d love to meet him and tell him that i love him and tell him how much he’s helped me i cry over him so much it’s unbelievable.

‘hey why do u talk about Conan Gray so much?’ katie asked me
‘because he is the most perfect person on the earth.’ i replied

by vmila November 1, 2020

Cuban Roll

In Florida, the art of crossing 5+ lanes of traffic suddenly to exit the highway. Usually with no warning or signal to other drivers on the road. Moving from the far left fast lane to the exit lane in one smooth transition with no regard for the safety of themselves or other drivers. This driving tactic is actually not limited to Florida.

**Driver witnessing a car in front of him says to his passenger**

"Did you just see that guy in front of us?? He did a cuban roll right off the highway??"

**Driver to passenger**

"Hang on, I have to cuban roll or I'm going to miss the exit!"

See also: California Roll, Salmon Roll, Geriatric Roll

by NastyMcT August 21, 2009

Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

cutting a cuban

Dumping out a premo rope

It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion

Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!

by Brosephguay February 22, 2018

Team Conan

NBC is planning to give Jay Leno the 11:35 p.m. time slot and to either bump Conan to 12:05 or to move him off The Tonight Show altogether. Team Conan believes that this is balderdash and that NBC should favor Conan O'Brien, unequivocally a better comic and host than Leno.

"Leno sucks balls! Team Conan!"

by GCV January 13, 2010

Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010