A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.
Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
Some people think they need to cumpute everything.
Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)
There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.
Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.
Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.
Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?
Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!
Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!
Would you like to cumpute a family together?
Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.
People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.
Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.
Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.
by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023
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When you have to think too hard about where to deposit your own semen. Or as I like to say: "When you really, really aren't sure where to put your slick little boys!".
"She told me she was on the pill, and yet I should have been wearing a condom anyway, and then she kept saying 'cum inside me!, cum inside me!'". It was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
Example two: I started jerking off watching porn in my grandma's basement, and right before I was about to cum I ran into the bathroom for some toilet paper and I realized my grandfather was in there with diarhea. Dude, it was quite the cumnundrum.
by Scooby Blue June 8, 2009
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"You still bangin' that one chick?"
"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"
"That's one hell of a cummute"
"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"
"That's one hell of a cummute"
by Breendo November 11, 2011
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by John The Savage February 19, 2015
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