Ten Commandments of Dating

1. Thou shalt not date friends of friends

2. Thou shalt not ask someone out over the internet, unless it is absolutely necessary

3. Thou shalt not break up with thy partner over the phone or internet, in any case.

4. Thou shalt not make plans for the future, unless thou plans to fulfill them

5. Thou shalt not send mixed messages and signals

6. Thou shalt not cheat on thy partner.

7. Thou shall reject activities involving a name as an adjective

8. Thou shalt not use fecal matter in romantic ways

9. Thou shall be a dick for up to 6 hours after a break up. after this time, thou shalt not hold grudges.

10. Thou shall change the lingus, if thou is unsatisfied

Translation of the Ten Commandments of Dating

1. dont date your friend's friends. it gets awkward

2. its pretty tactless and impersonal

3. Really? a break up shouldnt be sprung on someone in an indirect way

4. Dont give false hope, it's unappreciated

5. Mislead people become confused people. confused people become ANGRY people.

6. infidelity is a dick move

7. (ie. cleveland steamer) DONT DO IT

8. poo and intimacy. its just wrong. back off fecalphiliacs.

9. get all the emotions out, move on. no holds barred.

10. Anna, Donna, Connor. the three lingus friends. figure it out, choose one.

by Greengiant 894 April 30, 2010

Ghetto Commandment

The commandment that a ganster follow while he lives. They say there are 10 commandments that change in writing, but not meaning.

"If thou are a bitch, ye shall not breathe" is a ghetto commandment which means to man up.

by IIsword April 7, 2010

The Commandments

The commandments that Moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in Colorado. These were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy's.

1. thought shalt get laid

2.though shall not be gay

3.thou shalt have a honey wagon

4. thou shalt scam on honeys

5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline

6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)

7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys

8.thou shall get stoned

9. gretta is a bitch and that is that

10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that's a gay name)

the commandments make life barable

by biscuit bega December 31, 2005

6th commandment

Thou shall not kill. One of the biggest most important commandments that contradicts itself because throughout history more people have been killed in the name of god, than for any other reason or cause. It seems religions don't care if you have to kill, as long as you are doing it for the lord.

Priest: Remember the Sixth commandment, now lets go rid god's world of those Blasphemous unbelievers.

by Smart Person December 18, 2004

The 11th Commandment

Thou shalt not get caught.

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."

by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016

JENeral thot cummander

The highest level of THOT achievable. Other thots tend to migrate toward the JENeral Thot Cummanders usually named Jen. A position of highest respect for otherwise repulsive Thots and Pigeons.

Once she became Jeneral Thot Cummander, Jen gained complete control over all the other pigeons in the coop.

by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019

cummander

the term a gay man calls his partner when his partner is the catcher that day

My cummander was really good at it today

by Number One Gun February 3, 2009