Cumguzzling Dickgobbler

An individual (such as Jacob Lynch) who loves to guzzle some cum and gobble some dick.

Hey look at that Cumguzzling Dickgobbler! You mean Jacob Lynch? Yeah I sure did. What a pickle fucker!

by Pseudo Jesus August 28, 2016

Cockgobling Cumguzzler

A Name For A Slutty Whore Slut That Give Blow Jobs To Many Guys (Usually More Than 3) At One Time And Lets Them Bust A Nut In His/Her Mouth

EX.1 Man Marie Is Such A Cockgobling Cum Guzzler
EX. 2 Dude! I Heard Joe Is A Cockgobling Cumguzzler

by Mr. Bryant March 5, 2011

Cumguzzling gutter hoe

A nasty hoe who likes to to have cum drizzed in her mouth.

You fucking cumguzzling gutter hoe.

by "EE" August 9, 2006

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

cumguzzleing wangwaker

a term referring to a person particularily gay who guzzles cum, and likes to play swords with another gay in bed

hey theres a gay, i think hes a cumguzzleing wangwaker

by def jk December 12, 2007

Cumguzzler

(not to be confused with Cum Guzzler)

A word derived from the phrase Cum Guzzler, used as a bypassed word on the Nintendo 3ds and Nintendo Switch consoles, mentioned commonly in Tomodachi Life songs involving bypassing the swear filter

Random Person: Yo Tomodachi Life Player! What did you name your Mii's kid

Tomodachi Life Player: Cumguzzler

by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024