cumguy

Someone who is cumgry all the goddamn time. Currently #2 for pregnancy leaderboards.

Damn I wish I could use another cumguy today

by Dankbro93 July 20, 2020

Cungry

"Cungry, hungry for coochie"

I was cungry for Rebecca's coochie

by CungryForRebecca April 5, 2021

cumgrain

when you get a migraine immediately after drinking your homies cum

bro i gave this guy sloptop and had the worst cumgrain after, super bad cumdown

by cumgrain101 April 12, 2021

CumGriddy

When a male nuts in a female's mouth and she hits the griddy

"Hey, Jessica, what did you do last night?"
"Oh I spent the night at Evan's and we did a CumGriddy"
"Oh... Okay..."

by J_J_Poo February 6, 2023

Cumgrats

A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.

“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”

“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”

by Cups of the Dixie May 3, 2024

Cumfry

Frying something in male sperm. ; That absolute final brain-dead stage of horniness + exhaustion where your neurons are sizzling like McDonald’s fries but covered in.... You know.

“Bro was scrolling Rule34 for 3 hours straight, man’s fully cumfried.”
“my cpu’s cumfrying rn, too many stable diffs”
"she sent one pic and i went full cumfry 😭"

by sillyeh June 9, 2025