to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC
defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion
by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003
Get the spontaneous human combustion mug.Combustion is a better, more accurate term for lit. Or alternatively that which is lit, cool or awesome.
“Your outfit is combustion”
by Annajaye November 12, 2022
Get the Combustion mug.If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.
Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit
Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!
by ajay69 June 30, 2011
Get the Testicular Combustion mug.A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.
Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.
Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC) mug.Usually occurring during make-up sex after a lengthy, petty argument with a woman you are involved with, or any other time when a woman has been irrational.
Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.
Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.
The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
Upon apologizing and engaging in make-up sex, the male uses that fake apology for the impetus of the move.
Yoking the female on his shoulders, mouth to vagina; aggressive and sloppy oral sex follows. With the female at a loud, 95% of full climax, male power-bombs female to the floor, leaving her in a euphoric daze she won't remember later, and might even thank you for.
The male is then able to go out with friends for drinks.
"The girls are here! But they're an hour late, we're missing the 1st quarter."
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
"Let's give them cumcussions and grab some beers at the game, then titty bar!"
"Hell yeah, I missed leg day at Cross Fit, that's perfect!"
by Mister Muff June 23, 2016
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by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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