cummling

Sexual nature of a woman or person who loves being showered in cum (semen, sperm). An oral fixation and appetite in making a man cum.

Uhhhhhhhh! You're such a fucking cummling for daddy.

by tweezym.babyyy May 19, 2010

Cumling

1. n. A dried patch of semen on the end of a male genitalia
2. adj. A discriptor for anyone who believes they have power over you or they think they are 'hot shit'.

1. This morning, after my girlfriend left for work, I discovered a cumling on my penis from the night before as I took a shower.
2. That little brat is nothing but a cumling

by Misspells go2 UrbanDictionary June 9, 2009

ChronicCuda-Cudalight

Its the type of weed that will have you high for days...according to Kat Williams..

"Marques why have your eyes been red for 3 days straight?"
Marques: "Man iv smoked some chroniccuda-cudalight and I'm still high from sunday, nigga and its wednesday"

by Sticcy Grains April 21, 2010

Cumblizzard

When a guy ejaculates into a fan, so the sperm flies all over the place, resembling a blizzard.

Dude, I was so bored last night, so I caused a Cumblizzard in my living room.

by jstd October 15, 2011

cumazing

something that is so awesome it can only be described in terms that relate to an orgasm.

Dude, I just popped a huge ass zit that was so big, it shot a line of puss and blood on the mirror. It was cumazing.

by mike the dyke2 October 15, 2008

mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.

My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.

by that girl over there 00000 January 1, 2009

cumslinger

A slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been ejaculated. Most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. Most people don't like the "cumslinger patrol" which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a cumslinger since they have been illegal in the United States for over 20 years.

Dude, the cumslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.

by weedsniffer69 January 17, 2008