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Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Cum Dump Gary

Normally a straight but gay male , working as a shipping or warehouse supervisor that takes a abnormally large amount of cum from more then 10 men at work down the street at a locale motel
Ohhhh there goes “Cum dump Gary “ from ARYZTA
by Fast eddy July 5, 2020
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cum dump truck

A woman with a plump booty covered in sprem
Yo g why yo mama gotta cum dump truck
by Orangatangmilk June 3, 2021
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Magic Cum Dump

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.
You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus
by YeetusDaCletusFetus December 31, 2019
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Drop the cum dump

Drop the cum dump means jerking off or masturbating, and yeah... i don't think it's a better way to say you want to jerk off today either, but still...
Ay bro, imma drop the cum dump in 30 minutes, i'll be back alright?

- yea gotchu bro but hurry up
by idk, really, just Hydro July 1, 2020
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two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum
I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump
by Cake.is.my.otp August 19, 2017
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Volcanic Cum Dump

When a womans ass gets completely filled with semen from a large group of men, then chugs a bottle og magnesium citrate causing her to expell all the semen like a volcanic explosion.
Dude! We turned a chick into a volcanic cum dump last night! A bunch of guys busted a nut in a chicks ass, then she chugged a bottle of that liquid stuff you drink before a colonoscopy, she violently shit out all that cum all over the place!
by XxxDarkKnighxxX June 3, 2023
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