by Megatronsbitch July 25, 2008
Get the cuervo bloodbath mug.Any situation that moves into a state of chaos, disorder, pandemonium, relatively rapidly, essentially totally diametrically opposite to what one had expected or imagined.
I thought that feeding my infant granddaughter her baby mush was going to be a cakewalk.
But immediately after the first spoon, when Sally knocked the full utensil and its contents out of my hand and onto the wall, the pap landing on everyone and everything, I knew we were a Bay of Pigs -- Bahía de los Cerdos, Bahía de los Cochinos situation.
But immediately after the first spoon, when Sally knocked the full utensil and its contents out of my hand and onto the wall, the pap landing on everyone and everything, I knew we were a Bay of Pigs -- Bahía de los Cerdos, Bahía de los Cochinos situation.
by Pen-Dragon December 15, 2021
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V. to negate another person who is expressing to you a good situation or experience in his or her life by providing an equivalent but meaningless counter.
Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Example A (telephone conversation)
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.
Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?
Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.
Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?
My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.
Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?
Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.
Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?
My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
by Mikeeemike November 22, 2011
Get the Cuervo mug.Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.
The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
by Balfdor July 1, 2007
Get the cuervo carl mug.A cool ass Spanish Rock band from Houston, Texas. Band is made up of Elton (vocals/guitar),Diego (lead guitar), Ahmad (bass), Moises drummer), Carlos (keyboards).
by urock February 9, 2005
Get the Cuervo mug.When the gentleman in on all fours and the "other party" is licking and blowing air into the asshole while pulling down on the nuts and jerking the cock (in a forward motion). *What started out in the US as the Tampa Trombone has become a Mexican phenomenon referred to as the Tampico Cuerno.*
"Bro...my chica came up behind me the other day when I wasn't looking, pushed me down and gave me an asombroso Tampico Cuerno. Bueno...."
by Anne Rowanberry December 27, 2011
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