Cumuffins

What someone would receive after insulting a baker. Similar to that of getting comeuppance, except this involves a baker using less cowmilk and more manmilk in the muffins.

Bonus: this just reward is vegan-friendly!

Some guy: Hey baker! You and your buns can suck it!
Baker: How about a free muffin to change your mind?
Some guy: Fine, we'll see
(Om nom nom)
Some guy: WTF? Salty muffins?
Baker: Them be some cumuffins mothafucka!

by Justifried! March 16, 2011

chubmuffin

one who is chubby, but who is also a BAMF. i.e., Peter Griffin and Santa Claus. Can also be someone who annoys you

Shut up chubmuffin, L2lose weight.

by boo-boo GL October 24, 2006

cupmuffin

The act of putting icing around one hole (male or female) then putting your penis in that hole, upon ejaculating pull out and get icing on the head of your penis. Then put your penis in the mouth of your lucky partner and drop off both the delicious treats.

woops that cupmuffin sure had more icing than i intended

by vneck express November 13, 2010

Budmuffin

A close and dear friend. Basically your BFF

Hey could you do a favor for me?

Sure, anything for you

Awww thanks budmuffin, you're the best

by Yesica Rana February 22, 2011

cuntmuffin

An annoying mexican. Typically one that thinks shes hot, but in reality, a fat whore.

she is being such a cuntmuffin!

by personthatliveshere October 20, 2008

Cuntmuffin

This is a word defining either an insult to another being or a big mountain biking ramp!

You Cuntmuffin

Lets go ride the cuntmuffin

by leeway January 15, 2006

Cuntmuffin

A muffin that you ram up your wifes vagina... Then eat it

Guy1) Dude, Ever tried a cuntmuffin?
Guy2) Nah, Whats that?
Guy1) Stick this muffin up your wifes cunt, then eat it!

by Gowzord April 2, 2008