cuddlefucking

clusterfucking for people who are romantically involved

hey, look, they're cuddlefucking again!!

by Daria December 17, 2002

CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

cuddlefuck

when you are passed out drunk and someone who you would never have otherwise cuddled with cuddles with you. their motivation is strictly personal as they will usually be the "best girl friend" who is in love with the cuddlefuckee who would never date her ever cause she is kinda fat and annoying.

oh dude! after you passed out that fugly chick totally cuddlefucked you! we took pictures and sent them to your mom!!!

by the anti-clique August 11, 2006

Cuddlefuck

Hanging all over your partner, touching, kissing and putting on an unneccedsaey public display

Zack was all over has last night, but wouldn't leave and pull the trigger. Cuddlefucked all over the living room

by Ccwm April 27, 2017

cuddlefucked

When someone cuddles the fuck out of you. It can be naked and horny but there is never sex.

I just got cuddlefucked

by kittenskitten June 7, 2016

Cuddlefucklery

This is a specific type of cuddling that happens after exhausting session of sex.

After some serious Cuddlefuckleryma I got up and made myself a sandwhitch.

by -Whit April 16, 2017

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

by durdledoo October 18, 2020