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Cucklord

A cucklord is usually a kid that loves anal sex and plays Fortnite on the regular, he usually lets his wife's boyfriend fuck his wife with a dildo while he watches. His name is usually Clark or Samuel.
"Oh great my friend Samuel left me to play fortnite again what a fucking cucklord".
by Asian Seagull May 31, 2020
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cuckaloo

A person who believes in man made climate change (Al Gore green scam!) as opposed to natural climate conditions based on the earth's natural processes that have been going on since the beginning of time. Don Cherry of Hockey Night in Canada used this word on February 3, 2018 during a segment of Coach's Corner.
The cuckaloos are always talking about the warming trend, and we're freezing to death!
by Jordan Peterson Red Pilled Me February 4, 2018
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Cuckaroni and Cheese

An individual of the cuckold type so severe you can see the pain in there eyes. This said individual is hostile, sometimes armed and dangerous, and they are often triggered by minor inconveniences. Beware of the Cuckaroni and Cheese because one more fuck of his wife could be the last straw.
Wow guys, Sean let’s his wife fuck anyone but it seems like it’s starting to really get to him. He’s been acting like a real Cuckaroni and Cheese.
by Yeetermcskeeter April 20, 2021
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Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.
by AndyBozac January 2, 2018
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cockalocka

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!
by Myke December 11, 2004
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cuckasoid

A timid, meek, beta white “male”. Often spends time online whining, screeching, and bitching like an emotional little girl about minorities, enraged by their mere existence since he is insecure regarding their sexual prowess in comparison to his own, but seldom leave their mother’s basements to encounter any in real life. Loves to insult and berate others, but is very easily offended and quick to anger.
4chan is full of insecure fragile cuckasoids who have never contributed anything productive or meaningful to society with tiny micropenises which have not come anywhere near a woman’s vagina in their entire pitiful existence.
by Honksley McCuckold November 16, 2019
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cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while
i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.
by the hairy yak June 6, 2010
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